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We’re snacking on thin pretzel sticks, and Kev sticks two in his mouth and said he was a beaver. I grabbed two and put them in the sides of my mouth, straight down, and made a hissing noise. Kev: awwww…my little walrus… ESC: wh…wha??? walrus???? I’M A VAMPIRE!!!!! Kev: oh…heheheh…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! ESC: …I…I don’t think [...] Kev has just woken from a nap, I’m about to head out shopping. ESC: sooo…do you want me to pick up the Mario game while I’m at Target. Kev: mmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*streeeetch* ESC: what is that? Kev: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm….BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!! ESC: Ok…then…I’m just going to take that as a…yes!!! Kev: *hits me with pillow* Now he’s up and [...] **we’re watching the show House Hunters on TV** ESC: OK, so, this guy is moving from a quiet neighborhood into the city “where the action is.” So…what do you think his big complaint about the condos he looks at will be? Kev: noise? ESC: yep! at some point, he’s going to look out a [...] January 25th, 2010 | Tags: house-hunters | Category: conversations, on the teeveeee |
ESC: Hey…Kev…you up? Kev: mmmfffffzzzzz ESC: Guess what? Kev: mmfffwutzzz? ESC: SothismorningIwokeupat8becauseyouweresnoringandIwasgoingtogosleeponthecouchbutinsteadImadeespressoandhadaMOCHA!!! Kev: oohhhzmmmzzz ESC: SothenIcouldn’tgobacktosleepsoIdecidedtomakeanapplepie! ImadepieanditsmellssogoodrightnowandIjustcan’tsleep,youknow? Idon’tknowwhy! Kev: uhhuhzzzz ESC: andthenIfeltbadbecauseIwastwitteringaboutthepieandmyknitfriendsmightbebutthhurtbecauseI’mnotbringing thepiesoIthoughtmaybeI’dmakebrowniestooandnowIhavethebrowniesintheovenanditsmellslikechocolateandapples andOMGdidImentionIalreadyhadamochabecauseIamSOAWAKErightnowandIjusthaveallthisenergywhichisweird becauseIdidn’tgettobeduntil3lastnightbutWOWI’mawakenowandMOCHA!!!! Kev: zzzzzzz ESC: Kev? Are you trying to sleep? Kev: zzzzz…going….to….strangle….you…zzzz….. Homemade apple pie! Fueled by [...] Kevin is back. Oh, did I mention he spent the week at his mom’s house working on his car? No? Sorry. So anyway, Kev is back, we’re lying in bed, and I’m busy greeting him in a manner that is appropriate for a woman to greet her man back from the hunt car repair [...] September 19th, 2009 | Tags: FART | Category: conversations, TMI |
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