There is a problem with my car where the brake lights don’t go off. One day last week when I tried to leave for work, I was greeted with a DEAD car. Kev was able to diagnose that the little padding thingy that’s on the switch that turns the brake lights on and off [...]
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Watching TV, Kev is at the stove, stirring dinner. Kev: What’s a twink? ESC: you know, the sterotypical gay guy you see on tv…floating around…hellloooooo…you look FABuloooouuuus! Kev: oh ESC: let’s go SHOPPING!! Kev: *laughs* OK, I got it. ESC: And then there’s bears. Kev: Bears. ESC: yeah, kind of big burly guys. Like, [...] We’re snacking on thin pretzel sticks, and Kev sticks two in his mouth and said he was a beaver. I grabbed two and put them in the sides of my mouth, straight down, and made a hissing noise. Kev: awwww…my little walrus… ESC: wh…wha??? walrus???? I’M A VAMPIRE!!!!! Kev: oh…heheheh…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! ESC: …I…I don’t think [...] Kev has just woken from a nap, I’m about to head out shopping. ESC: sooo…do you want me to pick up the Mario game while I’m at Target. Kev: mmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH*streeeetch* ESC: what is that? Kev: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmm….BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!! ESC: Ok…then…I’m just going to take that as a…yes!!! Kev: *hits me with pillow* Now he’s up and [...] **we’re watching the show House Hunters on TV** ESC: OK, so, this guy is moving from a quiet neighborhood into the city “where the action is.” So…what do you think his big complaint about the condos he looks at will be? Kev: noise? ESC: yep! at some point, he’s going to look out a [...] |
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