it’s pronounced “flauers”
If you’re from pittsburgh, that is.
Awwww, Kev sent me flowers at work! And our receptionist totally tricked me, because she told me I had JUNK MAIL delivered, so can I please come up and get it off her desk? And I’m thinking “junk mail? who has my address here? *I* don’t even know my address here!”
on the phone
ESC: how did you find out my address here?
Kev: ummmm, it’s called a “website.”
oh. duh.
I have to say, I love getting flowers. I know it’s cheesy. I know I’m supposed to be all FEMINIST POWER! and VALENTINE’S DAY IS A FAKE HOLIDAY MADE UP BY HALMARK AND CHOCOLATE COMPANIES. But I don’t care. I will take the flowers. And I will take everyone’s comments at work about how pretty they are, and how lucky I am, because I spent WAY TOO MANY YEARS being the ugly, unpopular, unloved, boyfriendless, flowerless, dorky, FAT girl, so I need to make up for lost time.
And for the record, I am still dorky and fat, but I have FLOWERS, bitches, so it DOESN’T MATTER!
Happy Valentine’s day!
Unless you hate valentine’s day, in which case HAPPY WEEKEND!
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Way to go Kev. And you know what? I KNOW all the other girls in the office were jealous.
Wow!! Those are some beautiful flowers - er I mean flauers. What did Kev get in return?? Come on……….TELL US!
Darlin’, every day is a good day for flauers. He done good!
I adore your flauers! I love that they aren’t all red either. I’ve always been a lover of rose variation lol. I actually came across you because of that comment you asked of the “fancy” theme designer haha, which I saw you referenced in the previous post. We’ll see if MINE gets addressed now, eh? If not it’s off to the old theme library. By the way, I was also shocked when one of the first things I read here is “Pittsburgh.” I’m assuming you live there? So do I! xD Have a lovely V-day!
You totally deserve those flowers! Kev did good.
And I totally think Valentine’s Day is a made up holiday because I worked for Hallmark for 7 years. I’m slightly jaded.
Pffft! You, dorky? Nevah! You’re a beautiful woman, Ray, to hell with size.