it’s pronounced “flauers”

If you’re from pittsburgh, that is.

pronounced

Awwww, Kev sent me flowers at work!  And our receptionist totally tricked me, because she told me I had JUNK MAIL delivered, so can I please come up and get it off her desk?  And I’m thinking “junk mail?  who has my address here? *I* don’t even know my address here!”

on the phone

ESC: how did you find out my address here?

Kev: ummmm, it’s called a “website.”

oh.  duh.

I have to say, I love getting flowers.  I know it’s cheesy.  I know I’m supposed to be all FEMINIST POWER! and VALENTINE’S DAY IS A FAKE HOLIDAY MADE UP BY HALMARK AND CHOCOLATE COMPANIES.  But I don’t care.  I will take the flowers.  And I will take everyone’s comments at work about how pretty they are, and how lucky I am, because I spent WAY TOO MANY YEARS being the ugly, unpopular, unloved, boyfriendless, flowerless, dorky, FAT girl, so I need to make up for lost time.

And for the record, I am still dorky and fat, but I have FLOWERS, bitches, so it DOESN’T MATTER!

Happy Valentine’s day!

Unless you hate valentine’s day, in which case HAPPY WEEKEND!

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