pool plan itinerary

3:30 - realize I am hot and sticky and miserable, and come to the conclusion that I can be just as easly hot and sticky by the pool.

3:31 - change into bathing suit

3:35 - where is my pool bag?

3:39 - there it is, begin applying sunscreen found in pool bag

3:42 - hmmm…how do I get sunscreen on my back, by myself?  oh well…

3:45 - water!  I should fill a bottle of water.

3:47 - where is my book?

3:55 - ok, book, water, keys, two towels, more sunscreen, should I take my ipod?  nah.

3:56 - sonofabitch, did it just get CLOUDY?  are those STORM CLOUDS???

3:58 - FUCK IT, I’m going - walk across parking lot to pool

4:00 - aahhhh…poooollll…..

4:15 - realize I can sit on steps in pool and read and drink water AT THE SAME TIME.  GLORIOUS!

4:20 - *rummmbbbbblllleeee*  umm…probably just a plane, or a loud truck

4:30 - *lightening.*  FINE!  pick up stuff and walk home.  wet.

4:35 - change into dry clothes

4:40 - settle in on rocking char on the balcony with book and water, Sadie at feet, to wait for storm

4:45 - no storm

5:00 - is that the SUN???

goddammit.  I’ll try again tomorrow.

2 Responses to “pool plan itinerary”


  1. 1 Knit Witch

    Hahaha!!!!! We had pretty much the same scenario getting in the hot tub the other day. We finally went in and ended up getting rained on.

  2. 2 Inanna

    Yep, had that same thing happen on Nate’s b-day. CONGRATS ON THE NEW JOB!!!!

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