OK, so…I’m running late from choir practice. Kev is already home, I’m sure, and hungry for dinner. I will stop at Publix and pick up some stuff for dinner, including avacados. I can’t make my famous chicken salad using all that leftover chicken WITHOUT avacados. WON’T DO IT!
Great…every damn time I’m at Publix, the avacados are all ripe to overripe. Today, when I need ripe avacados? None are ripe. Shit, now what. OK, I will buy avacados, and then ripen them overnight with the bananas, and make chicken salad tomorrow. I will find something on sale in the meat department and grill whatever it is. That will be dinner.
Sweet! Giant ribeye steaks on sale! I will buy a giant ribeye steak, grill it, and then thinly slice it. I’ll put the slices over the salad mix i have at home, tossed with a spicy vinegrette, and then throw in some chunks of gorgonzola. If I’m feeling REALLY inspired, I’ll make some of those frozen fries up and throw those on the salad, too. Because I’m from PITTSBURGH and THAT’S HOW WE ROLL! FRIES ON EVERYTHING!
OK, OK…got everything. Cucumbers…celery…milk…bread…got everything. I am so hungry! Run home.
ESC:Hey sweetie, I’m home!
Kev: hey babe! How was choir?
ESC: fun. OK, so I know I said I’d make chicken salad, but I couldn’t find ripe avocados, but THAT’S OK, because i have a PLAN! I’m gonna…
Kev: actually, I snacked when I got home, so I’m not really hungry.
ESC: …
Kev: But if you’re hungry, go ahead and make whatever you want.
ESC: *sigh* never mind…
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I had a ham and cheese sandwich for dinner.
anyone want a steak?
Men……………..
He has a cell phone.
Death by steak.
Sooo, when are the funeral services?
I would like a steak, please.
I want a steak salad. Can you throw a hard boiled egg on it too?
I’ll always take a steak! Collin said to tell you he waited so long because he’s a dork. His words, not mine. lol
Me, me! Mid-rare, thanks!
Yeah, sorry about that. I snack when I get home too. But I’m so hungry! The trick is to make it a snack and not a meal. That’s the hard part.