“You coming to bed now?”
“no…I’m not very tired. I accidentally took a nap today.”
“baaaad girl. OK, I’m going to go to sleep then.”
“OK, love you” *smooch*
“love you.”
*I leave room*
*calls after me* “bring me a glass of water!”
“what????”
“BRING. ME. A. GLASS. OF. WATER!”
“hey! you want to say ‘please,’ bitch???”
“PLEASE, BITCH!”
“goddamm it.”
Such a loving and thoughtful man…
No, seriously, if given that opening, I would have taken it, too.
ANYBODY would have taken it.
I think I have had the exact same conversation.
True, ESC. You KNOW we all would have done the same!
So what is he, four? And he has you confused with his mommy who has to bring him a glass of water when he goes night-nights? Yeah, tell him that, the little bitch.
Hahahahhahahahahaha!!