sleepy christmas

home, finally. and exhausted.

some fun highlights:

I have eaten WAY too much burger king in order to procure a creepy king xbox game for a 10 year old

Said 10 year old also received a drum set, because his parents must hate life.

It was a loud morning

I decorated christmas cookies with one of my nieces. That was the most fun I had all weekend - pictures coming soon.

I received a picture of a nintendo DSL from Kev. supposedly, it will be here by wednesday (backordered). I shall then determine whether or not it is buttsex worthy

Did you know that waffle houses are pretty much the only restaurant open on christmas day?

You MUST know, because every damn waffle house at every exit between alabama and atlanta had a LINE waiting for tables.

We waited until we got back to atlanta and got chinese take out. It’s like we’re Jewish for christmas!

Most disturbing conversation of the day:

with my grandmother, who had gotten me a long pink satin nightshirt

grandma: did it fit?

ESC: I didn’t really get a chance to try it on

grandma: I just wanted to find you something beautiful, I just loved the satin. I figured Kevin would think that was HOT STUFF!

ESC: errrrgohhh? *brain…cells…dying*

grandma: be sure to tell him that I was thinking about him when I got that for you.

ESC: *now mostly brain dead* I will.

pictures and fun coming when I recover!

8 Responses to “sleepy christmas”


  1. 1 Serra

    My mom got me red plaid flannel pajamas. Does that mean she doesn’t want anyone to see me in something sexay?

    She also got me an iPod Nano, so she’s forgiven.

  2. 2 Nicole

    My dad usually gets my mom something from Victoria’s secret. Now that is always a *little* awkward for me, but the grandma thing… :::shudder:::

    Merry Christmas!

  3. 3 z.

    A Nintendo DSL? That’s definitely butt-sex worthy
    (call me Kev!) ;)

  4. 4 aimee

    I was gonna say besides waffle houses, Chinese restaurants are always open on Christmas. But I see you already discovered that.

    If my mom bought me no PJs for Christmas, what would that mean? :)

  5. 5 Seth

    Bwahahahahaha! I’m sure Kev wants to know his gamgam was thinking of him while he’s taking off his clothes!

    Waffle House? Weird but figures.

    A Nintendo DS Lite?!?!?!?!?! We can play online wirelessly and be friends! What color did you get?

  6. 6 ESC

    black. I wanted pink, but Kev said that he’d want to play it occasionally, too, and DIDN’T want to play a pink one. because playing with a pink dsl would turn him gay.

  7. 7 Talisman

    Hey just think of it this way… it sounds like the nightgown could be great birth control.

    “Yea honey… remember…my grandma thought of us having sex when she got this.”

    WooHoo…chemical free birth control! heh

    Nintendo DS Lite is cool, btw. Both my older boys have one. I often punish them just so I can have an excuse to take it away and play it, myself. ;) (Ok, just kidding… well..maybe)

  8. 8 Julie

    Okay, tell Kev he gets butt sex points taken away because he didn’t get you the color YOU wanted. If it’s YOUR Christmas present, he should get you pink. Silly man.

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