wrapping presents
Kev: ohhh…your presents are small. it looks like they can all be stocking stuffers
ESC: oh, poor ESC. only a few small presents for her. and allll these big presents for Kev…
Kev: goddammit! you are going to love your gifts! you are going to love your gifts SO MUCH, you’re going to give me BUTTSEX!
ESC: HAHAHAHAHBLOGGING THAT!
Kev: dammit.
wedding image of the day:
OK. now THERE is a ping link that doesn’t make sense. what the hell? it’s the very last sentence. surely that’s a mistake.
That rocks! I have no idea what size my presents from Rick are (ahhh, the perils of two separate abodes!) but his two are small. Small, but really frikkin expensive. Well, one of them at least.
And I think you should look at Kev on Christmas morning and say “Wow, honey, these were nice, but I’m not sure they were buttsex nice.”