Monthly Archive for November, 2006

the plan

I have to be a geek about getting ready for thanksgiving. i have lists. i have recipes saved on my computer. you should have seen my shopping list yesterday. it was a thing of organizational beauty. i have to do things this way, because I know that I am going to freak out tomorrow. and the more organized i am ahead of time, the less impact that freak out will have.
the menu:

salad

turkey

gravy

apple cranberry sausage stuffing (no link - can’t remember where i found this, but have been making it for YEARS.)
mashed potatoes

whipped sweet potatoes with bananas and honey

spinach gratin

green beans

cranberry compote

yeast rolls

caramel apple pie

all recipes modified, of course, to omit nuts (the holidays always try to kill me via nut allergy) and to reduce quantities.

the schedule

wednesday night:

make pie

make gratin and stuffing to point just before baking, will bake instead on thanksgiving

make cranberry compote, allow flavors to combine in fridge overnight

brine turkey

thursday morning

remove turkey from brine, pat dry, allow to come to room temperature, and rub all over with mayo as per someone’s comment earlier. roast in my brand new pan, wedding gift from aunt and uncle.

roast sweet potatoes and bananas in the big toaster oven, prepare, and bake back in toaster oven

allow gratin and stuffing to come to room temp

when turkey is done, pull out, and put gratin and stuffing in oven to bake

make gravy

bake yeast rolls in toaster oven

while we’re eating, put pie back in a low oven, to warm up. serve with ice cream

what time will dinner be? when i am done. I’ll be happy to just get all this DONE, so if we’re not eating until 8, then so be it! I’ve bought yummy cheeses and snacks to keep us entertained until dinner.

most of the ingredients are purchased, thanks to a farmer’s market run yesterday. note: when you are thinking you are being clever by going to the farmer’s market on a weekday before thanksgiving, instead of the weekend, and thereby avoiding the big crowds, please be aware that the entire population of the greater decatur area had the exact same idea.

wow. that was fun.

I will still have to run to the grocery store later to get the yeast rolls, pick up more lemons (whoops!) and some ice cream.

done already:

the centerpiece. I love the farmer’s market flower section. i have no idea what these flowers are (except for the few little ranunculus I found - FINALLY GOT THEM!). i just grabbed what i liked from the hundreds of bins.

thanksgiving bouquet

closeup of ranunculus

got my ranunculus!

christmas shopping mostly done

Just spent about $90 on yarn.

what?

how do you do YOUR christmas shopping???

I’m sticking with small, manageable gift projects this year.

STOP LAUGHING! I AM!

I’m even done with one already…

both done!

what? YES one! YES I KNOW THE DATE! Just SHUT UP, OK?

*sigh*

it’s very cold in this office.

how to recover…

…ESC style

once you haven’t puked in over 12 hours:

eat a bowl of oatmeal and some toast, just to make sure your stomach isn’t faking (stomachs like to do this “oh, I feel better. go ahead. eat the burger. I swear I won’t make you throw up…….PSYCHE! ALL OVER YOUR SHOES, BITCH!!!”)

once you have determined that the bug is completely out of your system:

1. go eat bbq. lots of bbq. with fries. and fried okra. feel drunk with food. attempt Karaoke at bbq’s “family night.” sing a song written by lesbians, just to mess with the hicks. fail miserably at maintaining proper pitch, but don’t care. FOOD!

2. go home. drink….nog. nog and spiced rum. ahhh…yeahh….that’s the good stuff.

dancing with rum and nog

happy holidays, yo.

I have planned a thanksgiving menu, and even picked up a turkey. a WHOLE turkey. 10.7lbs of fresh young butterball turkey. the fact that it has “young and fresh!” scrawled across it makes me feel a little…dirty. yesssss…yesssss…I likes them YOUNNNGGGG! and…freeesssssshhhhhhhh….


ew.

I need more nog.

saturday quickie

1. I am feeling much better. like getting out of a bad relationship, I feel cleansed, yet drained. and a little sore in my lower abdomen. also hungry.

2. this morning, I got to chat online with Brenda Dayne (along with other people). For those of you who don’t know who I’m talking about, this will mean nothing. But for those of you who DO know…hehehehe…sweet. Go ahead and be jealous. I’ll wait.

done? She is just as charming and funny in a chat room as she is in her podcast. And since she declared it a “no fawning zone,” I behaved myself completely. Though I was a little tingly. Just a little. Because there is just the OFF chance that she might visit this site. And that…would just be awesome. She probably won’t, but STILL…the possibility is there!

3. on tap for the weekend: thanksgiving planning. this will be my first dinner on my own - and event though it’s just Kev and me, I’d like to not screw it up. What are you favorite thanksgiving recipes?

gene simmons!

like a mosaic of horror

Oh god…make it stop.

You know that magical stomach bug that teases you by making you hungry, yet WHATEVER you eat just kicks right back up on you?

That’s what I have.

Kev is concerned it’s the flu. I doubt it. I have some body aches and chills, but no fever. Plus I am still somewhat functional, in that I can make it from bed to my couch without dying in the process.

As soon as I am feeling better, though: flu shot.

Many thanks to Aimee and Cinn, who talked up mashed potatoes (comfort food) and garlic bread (garlic is good for you when you’re sick). I made up a batch of both last night. Delicious.

They looked lovely the second time around this morning - as if my body had spent the whole night resisting their absorption. Good advice there…yeah.
Today, I am sticking to all liquids. Tea. Water. Broth.

I hate this. At least if I can’t go to work, I would love to be able to clean up the mess that is my home. But no. I am going to go back to bed. Right. Now. With tea.

later, yo.