at Home Depot
Kev: we’re also going to need a lot of caulk. Have I ever shown you how to caulk?
ESC: Sweetie, I am QUEEN of the caulk. I’ve done LOTS of caulking. These hands have handled more caulk than you can IMAGINE. You will be JEALOUS of my sweet caulk handling skills.
Kev: uh huh. freak.
later, reading information and warning label on caulk
ESC: hehehehehehehehe
Kev: what?
ESC: it says here that this caulk should not be use for sealing butt joints.
Kev: hehehehehehee
Nothing worse than an ass full of caulk, I always say…
I hate it when I get caulk in my butt joint.
Seriously, are there people who have to be *shown* how to caulk? It’s pretty self-explanatory, no?
Julie, you would think with the questions you get asked every day by your college graduating persons, you wouldn’t have to ask THAT question, ha ha!
I know a doctor who seriously removed 12 suppositories with the foil STILL ON THEM! It happens more often than you would think. The other day I actually had this conversation:
ME: This is an antibiotic called Bactrim for you to take.
Them: What’s it for?
ME: It’s an antibiotic. For your infection.
THem: What’s it called?
ME: Bactrim.
Them: Oh, cool.
So even though not caulking butt joints sounds funny, I wonder how many butts have been caulked for REALZ?
You can screw up caulk (hehehehe) pretty easily - it can be messy if you don’t know what you’re doing. We’re caulking (*snort*) to fill the gap between the top of the quarter round molding and the existing baseboards, and then we will paint. No globs of caulk (mmmFAAAHA!!!) allowed, or else it won’t look all pretty.
Jamie - yall GOTS to caulk your ass or else dem effin’ QUEERS’ll getcha.
I don’t know, I’ve seen some serious butt crack in my time that perhaps could have used some caulk to seal it up. Some guys just don’t know how to cover up their butt crack properly.
You should see the butt crack here in Boston, it comes with an attitude! (What I heard outside the subway station a month or so ago)
T worker 1: Hey Joey, be careful up they-a (there-boston style). Ya don’t wan’t to fall.
T worker 2: Oh, don’t worry ’bout Joey; he’s a fuckin’ monkey.
All T workers ignore Joey.
I walk under Joey and past the ‘cracked’ T workers. I didn’t dare look up at Joey for fear of the crack view…..
BTW, I live down the street from an orthodontist by the name of M. Butt. Poor Guy. How many times will 10 year-olds have to squeal, “I go to Dr. Butt.” Even now at 33 I giggle. Ryan and I snorted all the way home when I first saw the sign.
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ew for butt crack on public transportation. next time, take some caulk with you.