Evilsciencechick

*rattling noises coming from the kitchen*

Me: *accusing* HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!!!!

Kev: putting together YOUR LUNCH for tomorrow.

Me: oh. ohhhhh sweetie, I love you soooo much!!! and you penis is soooo big!!! you are sooo wonderful!!!

Kev: UH HUH! THAT’S RIGHT!