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You can’t see me, but I am doing the “WE HAVE A NEW COUCH” dance! I made it up, and it is THE hot new dance of the season. My video drops next week, yo. More »
Yeah, so mah pad was gonna be demolished in a day or so. I had lived in this sweet spot in the corner next to the couch for just a few months when I got the news: re-gentrification. Some white crackahs were gonna come in and put up a fancy NEW couch and needed my spot. I’m a dog, so I’m broke, and couldn’t afford the lawyers to fight these stupid crackahs.
Such is life for a poor black dog like me. More »
Last night Kev and I were supposed to go to a friend’s house for game night - well, Wii night. But the birthday girl got sick and plans were canceled, and Kev and I were left with a bowl of spinach artichoke dip and no plans for the night.
Sounds like home improvement time to me! More »
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