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american inventor*

meet Rick. Rick has spent the last 10 years perfecting his invention. He has spent his family’s life savings, over $25,000 on his invention, which caused his wife to leave him and take full custody of their 3 kids 5 years ago. He’s banked everything on his invention.

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dear drug company,

Thank you for coming out with a minty, chewable birth control pill. However, you do realize that your commercial advocating the EASE and CONVENIENCE of being able to take your pill at the same time of the day, no matter what you’re doing (riding the subway! climbing a ladder at work! exercising with your [...]

cheeeeldren!

oh the stupidity on the today show this morning.

It was concerning mr “hey, I’m just as relevant as howard stern” Imus, who’s recent nosedive into the deep end of the stupid pool is making its round through every newsource that’s ever wanted to read the word “ho” off a teleprompter.

Anyway, as with [...]

whirlwind symptoms

I feel like I got hit by a truck! I just had a 2 week cold in 3 days. From the throat to the sinuses to the chest, BAM BAM BAM!

So either the zycam WORKED (thank-you-very-much, you DOUBTERS of the magic of zinc), or my germs are getting MUCH more efficient. Either way, [...]

fat rant

OK, I have had just about ENOUGH of the talk shows and made for tv movies featuring skinny girls who wear the fat suit and then oh suddenly they understand the plight of the fat woman.

I am all for fat power. I am all for changing society, for forcing people to understand that [...]