yarny FO’s and a naughty bit at the end

the endless scarf is done!

very long scarf

it is hugely long and I love it. I did end up having a little yarn leftover, so…

nosewarmer

NO! it’s NOT a cock muzzle! ya dirty bird!

it’s a nose warmer!

nosewarmer

my nose gets cold. what of it? pattern from knitty. you will note I didn’t add the tassel at the tip, because geez, THAT would be just silly!

and finally, the naughty bit…

along with yarn shopping on friday, we stopped at my favorite little novelty store. Mollie made a good purchase, but she’ll have to share that story. I already have an order on the way from JT’s (story coming soon), so I was just there to browse. Until I saw one of these, and HAD to pick it up for a couple of bucks:

nipple nibbler!!!!

what is it? like flavored chapstick for your nips, and meant to be…mmmmm…tasty. like Kev NEEDS any further encouragement, but hey, it’s all in fun!

review: very strong raspberry scent, but flavor is more of a kind of minty eukalyptis, which is what causes it to be also very TINGLY. Oooo…tingly nips!

overall: kind of overpriced, but still fun. 1 thumb up.

5 Responses to “yarny FO’s and a naughty bit at the end”


  1. 1 The Scoot Jan 29th, 2007 at 12:27 am

    A cock muzzle? Why would a rooster ever need… oh. EW!

  2. 2 Serra Jan 29th, 2007 at 2:54 am

    If you send me the ingredient list to that nipple butter I probably could make a better goodie than that.

  3. 3 The Daily Randi Jan 29th, 2007 at 3:41 am

    Your Neck and Your Nose look Very Warm. And Your Nipples…Um…..Warm?

  4. 4 Tracy Jan 29th, 2007 at 8:59 am

    I haven’t knitted in like forever and a day, but I tried to teach myself recently just to see if I remembered how to. Several days and a lot of swearing later I finally sussed it (only the basic stitch mind you), so I’m just trying a scarf for now. It’ll be long and skinny and probably wonky somehow but hey it’s a start.

    Also wanted to share this with you…..be glad your weren’t this bride!

    http://www.uniquepeek.com/viewpage.php?page_id=510

  5. 5 rosie Jan 29th, 2007 at 4:27 pm

    cool scarf :) nosewarmer? i bet it is Really a cockmuzzle (? or nice posing pouch perhaps?)

    tracy, tell me that was acted. jee-ee-eez. why didnt they just slap her face? seriously.
    (although i cant imagine having 2/3 of your bridesmaids laughing and filming reeeally helped?)
    “why did you let me cut my hair?” HAhahaha

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