We’re snacking on thin pretzel sticks, and Kev sticks two in his mouth and said he was a beaver. I grabbed two and put them in the sides of my mouth, straight down, and made a hissing noise.
Kev: awwww…my little walrus…
ESC: wh…wha??? walrus???? I’M A VAMPIRE!!!!!
Kev: oh…heheheh…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
ESC: …I…I don’t think 140 characters is going to be enough to convey how offended I am right now.
Kev: HAHAHAHAHAHAOMGI’MGONNAHAVEASTROKE!!!!!!!
We are now having an argument about appropriate length of vampire fangs, and whether or not vampires can “starve to death” like beavers if their fangs are too long…
***Kev would like me to let everyone know that he did NOT hear me hiss. Got that? He didn’t hear me hiss. OK then.*
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ROFLMAO!! That’s just hysterical!!
Dare I confess that I was guessing snake???? Hee!
This just made my morning.
Vampire would have been my second guess. My first guess was snake. But either way, walrus NEVER entered my mind.
Kev, Walrus?! Do those even hiss? Bark maybe…And I am of the opinion that Vampires cannotstarve to death like beavers. Vampires have opposable thumbs. They can always drink blood.
ROFLMAO!! Too funny!!