a 48mbps open line of communication
Kev: internet’s down.
ESC: did you try the neighbor’s?
Kev: yep, they’re down, too.
ESC: crap.
Kev: yep.
ESC: what now?
Kev: I don’t know. I guess we’ll have to…talk to each other.
ESC: omg!
Kev: I know! What are we going to talk about???
*pause*
ESC: let’s talk about the internet!
Kev: *facepalm*

Hahaha!!!!
That’s an awful lot like our house. Eerily so.
Chick, I do love you!
So did you actually say “OMG” or did you say “Oh My God”? Because if it was the former, it’s just as well your internet went down - you’ve been spending way too much time on it.