vacation over

The holidays are over and I’m suffering from whiplash.  Somehow I missed out on a lot of the warm fuzzies this year, and my brain is a little “buh?”

I already posted about the car debacle.  Other than that our christmas was very low key.  Ironically, Kev spent most of the time working on his car, doing a 90,000 mile tune-up - changing oil, transmissiong fluid, timing belt, etc.  Nothing that had to do with what eventually went wrong.  Left to my own devices, I spent a lot of time napping on my SiL’s couch and also knitting.

sockses

two socks at once magic loop, toe-up, embossed stitch pattern, using STR medium-weight “Gingerbread Dudette”

This is the fastest I have ever knit a pair of socks.  I blame the two-at-once method and the CRAZY amount of time I spent knitting while in Alabama.

Sadie spent her time outside, trying desperately to avoid one of the two canine additions to my in-law’s family.

helloooo....

he didn’t take a hint

oh no

I actually had to rescue her a few times just so she could get a drink of water and sit down for a bit.  That Milo is RELENTLESS.  And Sadie just isn’t cougar material.

One night my MiL treated the whole family to a yummy steak house in Tennesee.  Kev ordered the 24oz monster sirloin:

Kevin's steak

HOLY CRAP THAT’S HUGE!  I’m glad I ordered the small…

HOLY CRAP!

HOLY CRAP THAT’S THE SMALL???

I didn’t eat much of my steak, as during the salad course the restaruant tried to poison me with sliced blanched almonds cleverly hidding amongst the shredded white cheese.  I escaped unscathed but lost of most of my apetite in the scare.  Fortunately, I gained it back later that night and devoured it all.  YUM!

Later we paid our respects to the familes of the cows we gorged on.

wjhat are YOU lookin' at?

hello…my name is Inicow Montoya.  You killed my father…

HA!  No, not really.  Those are some cows my BiL is raising to earn a little extra income, as the economy is teh suXOrs right now, and he’s not getting as many hours at work.  HI COWS!  YOUR RELATIVES WERE DELICIOUS!

BiL’s father was totally amused that I was taking pictures of cows.  Disdainful, even.  Whatever, dude.  Because you butted in on our christmas dinner, I couldn’t drink wine with my ham and mashed taters.  THAT WAS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY!!! It was only my stone soberness during dinner that allowed me to keep my mouth shut when you spouted off against “tree huggers.”  I’ll bet it was you who taught my nephew that delighfully racist joke about Obama, too.  Awesome.  Way to positively influence a 13 year old.

MOVING ON

Because our return home was a little TOO eventful, Kev and I decided to skip out on any social gatherings for new year’s eve and instead just have a nice dinner out and celebrate the new year half asleep on the couch, as GOD INSTENDED.  We used a gift card for Outback that we got from S and BiL, and toasted the new year with cheap champagne in our pjs on the couch. Perfect.

The new year has been blissfully uneventful the first 4 days.  But I’m hoping that 2009 brings changes and good things for us.  Our plans have changed slightly over the last couple months, and we may be in the market for new digs soon.  More on that as it develops, and SURELY it will be good for many laughs.  OUR PAIN IS YOUR GAIN!

Happy new year, devoted readers and dear friends!

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