Lalalala….so…updates!
work is meh since they shipped off my office mate to the warehouse to process some recalls. She’ll probably be there a couple weeks so I am left ALONE to face the onslaught of “OMG YOU NEED TO HELP ME WITH THIS NOOOOWWWW!”
On the plus side, I can listen to my ipod while I work (seems rude to do that when she’s sitting across from me), which means I get to listen to my new favorite soundtrack, Hairspray, AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. Dudes, I can’t get enough of this music. What is wrong with me? It’s so peppy! Upbeat! Cheery! Totally unlike me. I think I’m coming down with something serious.
In other happy news, I’m happy to see that the brief passionate vag-fest love affair with Palin seems to be hitting the wall. Charging victims for rape kits and exams? NOT COOL, SWEETIE. In a state where rape and domestic abuse is worse (by population) than anywhere else in america? VERY NOT COOL, SWEETIE!
Like my man Jon Stewart said the other day about her, as she gave a speech that included conflicting and confusing statements about the economy (”we need to regulate wall street!” “we need to get the government out of private corporations!” wha?) - “did she win a prize? on a call in show?” Seriously, sweetie it’s ADORABLE that you want to be veep but really? You really can’t be. You’re just too much of a…what’s the word I’m looking for…CUNTSTAIN ON THE PANTIES OF AMERICA.
*ahem* happy place…
That’s better…
Wow such an interesting way to end a post so if she is a cuntstain does that make Obama a $h!t$t@IN?
And now I’m going to have to listen to Hairspray today, or I’m going to have “Good Morning Baltimore” running through my head all day…
Did she REALLY say that her part of her foreign policy experience is that “she can see Russia from her house”?? REALLY?????????
I think your obsession with hairspray is two fold. 1) you are really a teenage girl at heart and think Zach Effron is dreamy (if you were still 14) and 2) women love a man in drag. Especially if it’s Danny Zuko.
Also, I think softballdude is out of line.
I never saw the new version of Hairspray - now I hafta go buy it. LOl and yes, hun, I hate Palin too. And Smallballdude up there IS out of line.
Wow such an interesting way to comment on a post so if I avoid punctuation too does that make everyone else look smarter? Or would that be more smart?
Softballdude - get your own goddamn blog and post that shit there. Don’t fuck up my blog by leaving comments like that.
Trillian - circle circle DOT DOT DOT! Glad I got my COOTIE SHOT!
Knitwitch - no, she didn’t say that exactly. Her supporters do say that her foreign policy experience comes from PROTECTING OUR BORDERS FROM RUSSIA because there are remote islands off alaska where you can see Russia. Because apparently it’s 1983 and Russia is the bad guy again? Anyway, the “see russia from my house” is from Tina Fey’s sketch of her last week on SNL. If you haven’t seen it yet, GO FIND IT because it’s HILARIOUS.
Grace - EXACTLY. But what happened to Danny’s voice? Travolta was a WEAK ASS singer the whole movie.
Cinn - YES YOU MUST SEE IT! MADE OF WIN!!!
Aimee - it means you write boner med spam emails for a living.
Yeah, I saw the SNL thing - hilarious!!!! I was just wondering if that was a play on something she REALLY said. But apparently she believes that dinosaurs were here 4000 years ago…………hmmmmmmm…..not a big believer in that “science” thing is she??? Scientists UNITE against Palin!!!!!!!!!!!! Not CHRISTIAN scientists - the regular evil kind of scientists that cackle and rub their hands together to take over the world……
I think he was a weak singer because he was trying to pretend like he was singing like a woman.
Ooh, Knit Witch–I LOVE those evil kind of scientists!
Ugh… I despise both corporate parties because they really are just playing “musical chairs” on the deck of the Titanic… but when I heard about Palin and her rape kit policy… I kinda sorta entertained the thought of voting for Back Obama. She pissed me off that much.