work! so how is work going, ESC?
WELL! work is going just fine, thanks for asking! Umm…OK, so things can get a little boring. REALLY boring, actually. Especially when both managers are gone on vacation, and only a couple people in the department realize that they can give us stuff to do. Anything. Just give us anything to do. IT’S ALLOWED. IT’S WHY WE’RE HERE! One woman had us go through some files and toss out old stuff, and was so GRATEFUL that she brought us bagels and cream cheese this morning. Thanks! Unneccesary, but thanks! It got so boring yesterday that we actually played hangman. HANGMAN! This is not 6th grade study hall!
But I can’t complain. We have an office. We can shut the door. We have internet access, and today I introduced my office mate to the hilarity that is Cake Wrecks.
In other work news, this morning I was in the parking garage, looking for a spot on the 3rd floor. Then I turned a corner…AND I WAS ON THE 6TH FLOOR! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN! Not only was the parking garage desighed by M.C. Escher, it’s also the gateway into an ALTERNATE DIMENSION…
…OF HELL!
Umm…what else…
I had my appointment at the gym today to get “set up” on the new weight machines. They got all new fancy ones, and since each is hooked up to the FitLinks computer system like the old ones, I had to get my settings and weights set on each machine on my circuit. And I added a new one - leg press! Because I rock at leg press, and why wasn’t I on it before? I don’t even know! I AM STRONG LIKE BULL!
One last thing before I wrap this bitch up. I have been tagged once again for the “list X number of weird things about yourself” meme, this time by Tim and Nanette of the “For Whatever Reason” podcast. I have been tagged by SO MANY PEOPLE lately for this meme, and I have OUTRIGHT REJECTED the tags, because I have done this before! In excruciating detail! How many more weird things about me do you need to know, people? What more do you want from me? BLOOD? DO YOU WANT MY BLOOD???
Fine. 6 more things to make you vultures happy.
1. I have a dent on my left shin from when I slipped on the ladder coming out of the pool when I was about 10.
2. Whatever I’m doing, however I’m feeling, whatever the situation, I will always dance….DANCE WITH JOY…to the song “Gloria.” *gloria!* I think they got your alias *gloria!* that you’ve been living under!!!
3. I make weird, random sound effects for no reason whatever. Like when I’m standing up, reaching for something just out of reach, or doing nothing in particular. It’s almost like Tourettes, only I’m pretty sure I’m doing it on purpose.
4. The left one is bigger
5. I hate beer. I keep trying it, but I just can’t drink it. Exception: Corona with lime.
6. I have a 1 inch cafe au lait birthmark - guess where?
Are you HAPPY NOW??? Bunch a hyenas. I’m not tagging anyone else, though, because it’s against my religion. 
hey! my left one is bigger too! awesomes! and i don’t even like corona with lime, although i can manage a blue moon belgian once in a while.
that cake site is awesome and frightening all at once.
I think you should tag La … and tell her I told you to do it. muwahahahhaha. *ahem* Yeah. And tell her Satan’s feeling restless this week.
Weird. I don’t think I’d ever heard that “Gloria”. I was thinking The Doors’ “Gloria”. Cake Wrecks is AMAZING! Cynical Chris shared that with us readers last week.
Have you tried any microbrew stuff? Find some Sweetwater Blue on tap and see if you like that. Not super sweet and very blueberry-ey and it’s brewed in ATL!
Another good one for Slacker Week is the FAIL Blog–look around I Can Has Cheezburger/Hotdog for the link, since it’s from the same folk.