Oh geez. For everyone giggling about the colander pic in the previous post? Just stop. It was a warm day, and I was wearing grey jerzee shorts and and black Tshirt. What you can see there is my gloriously pale legs…and that’s it. So if you want to oogle my legs, be my guest.
there ya go, perves.
The Ick is fading, thankfully. It is currently draining down the back of my throat, which is always a joy. I’m skipping choir because I think my snorting and hacking might be OFFENSIVE TO GOD, but I did manage to leave the couch for a bit today. I bought veggies at a produce stand and got Sadie to the park to burn off her manic energy.
On my way back from our outing, I saw a minivan with this bumper sticker:
My baby was born at home
Ummm…what? So? Who cares? If you’re going to tout home birth, at least put something on your car like “I love my midwife” or “have you hugged your midwife today?” or “bathtub birthin’ mama!” Don’t be all sanctimonious about your CHOICE to homebirth! There is enough mommy guilt out there without you making those who decide to make the PERFECTLY SAFE AND FINE CHOICE to give birth at a hospital feel bad about their decision. And don’t get all hippie natural earth mommy on me - you were at a MCDONALD’S DRIVE THROUGH (I needed my $1 sweet tea fix) DRIVING A MINIVAN.
hypocritical momnazi!
*ahem*
there is a CHANCE I take these things too personally.
No, not too personally, the Mommy Guilt thing is REAL and STUPID! “MY kid goes to PRIVATE school!” “MY kid has BABY GAP!”
If your kid is clean, and clothed at ALL your a good damn mom!
I also cringe at the “My kid is an honor student at blah blah school.” Because trust me, good grades don’t mean good parenting, or good kids. Just ask my kids teachers, my kid makes straight A’s, but he’s just ‘harrable!’
*snort* momnazi
Have I told you I love you? BACK OFF KEV!!! SHE”S MINE!
Nice legs
(Almost as pale as mine).
Oh and LOL at the momma guilt comments. For the record I love midwives even if they are on strike at the moment and my baby is due tomorrow.
Oooooo La La!!!!
Nice legs, though.
Damn you have hot legs!
I can’t agree with you more about the bumper sticker!
[whistles like a construction worker] Nice legs!
I could go on a serious tirade about the “I’m a better mom than you” crap, but I won’t. You know that of which I speak.
I want a bumper sticker that says “My son knocked up your honor student.”
I don’t have a son. I just want to see the looks on faces.
A. I DID have two of my kids at home and I STILL think the bumper sticker’s rude.
B. DANG, WOMAN! Them are LEGS! And they appear to have been recently SHAVED, too! You hot little evil scientist, you!
WOO-HOO!!!! HAWT LEGS!
Wow. Your hot legs make me think of my gilfriend. I know nothing about midwifery, so I will just agree with you.
I hate bumper stickers–especially the ones that scream, “hey look at me! I believe in something! I’m an activist! And it only cost me two dollars!” I just want to punch the driver in the face.
DAYUM GRRRRRRL
Dem some SEXY legs!
And dontcha just luv them bumper stickers!
One of my favorites reminded me of my full time job, and said:
“The beatings will continue until morale improves!”
Hope to see you spinning tomorrow!
Damn, girl! Those are some hot legs (don’t tell Kev I said so). Thank you for speaking up for us csection/hospital mommas whose babies turned out just fine and we still feed them organic food and use cloth diapers.
Sorry, I just COULD NOT resist the chance to tease… you could have been wearing anything and I would have said the same….. Oh and nice legs.