meet Rick. Rick has spent the last 10 years perfecting his invention. He has spent his family’s life savings, over $25,000 on his invention, which caused his wife to leave him and take full custody of their 3 kids 5 years ago. He’s banked everything on his invention.
says Rick: “This is going to be the next great american invention, I just know it! All these other people can go home right now!
His mother’s dying wish was for him to be successful. And look, here’s his youngest son, Jimmy, fresh from the hospital where he just received his second chemo treatment for brain cancer.
Jimmy: *cough cough* “I hope my daddy wins because we need money for my medication.”
He’s poured his heart, mind and soul into this invention. Let’s see how he does in front of the judges.
Judge #1: So…what do you have for us today?
Rick: I have here…an invention you are ALL going to love…ladies and gentlemen, I give you…the SANI-HAT!
Judge #2: …what is it?
Rick: It’s a ball cap that dispenses hand sanitizer
Judge #1: let’s vote. No.
Judge #2: You have got to be kidding me. No
Judge#3: No
George Foreman: I like it. Yes.
Rick storms out in anger. Little Jimmy meets him on the other side. “Am I going to die, daddy?” *cough*
*parody! but close enough to the truth. This show is a train wreck and I CAN’T LOOK AWAY!
Wow. Americans will watch anything, won’t they?
No, Aimee… only most of us.
I am continuing to pray for the end of “unscripted content”. I refuse to call such dreck reality television.
We’ll put anything on TV. ANYTHING. But if a handful of loyal watchers and critics love it, it will get cancelled. Ask Fox.
Who are the judges on this one? Is Hasselhoff one? Or is that some other judged reality show?
The judges are:
1. standard british asshole
2. the chick who invented Spanx
3. american goatee dude semi-asshole
4. George Foreman
the funniest part of the show is that George Foreman votes yes for just about everything. especially if it has something to do with food. and if GEORGE says no, you KNOW your invention double sucks.
I KNOW this show is worthless. I CAN’T HELP MYSELF!!!
I love it when it’s a completely worthless invention, and everyone vetos it, and George is like “I would use that. That would definitely make my life better.”
The man named all of his sons George. Can we really be surprised?