haven’t done one of these for a while…

who is finding my blog?  google et al will tell me!
science experiments gone wrong - yours too? that sucks. let’s get drunk together

what taking deep breaths will help - telling your parents you’re gay, preparing to swim lap, enjoying fresh mountain air…

poking the scalp - ow! hey!

getting some skank on the hank - I wondered why my hank smelled funny

making yogurt with breast milk - uhhh…I know you probably have some excess…but really, I think you can just dump it. no reason to go all creepy martha stewart on us.

i want my ringlets back - NO!

personal photos of couples engaged in intercourse - OK, I think the word you’re looking for here is “porn.” try searching for that. and get your credit card ready.

they gave me a suppository - hint - it goes in your butt

i was doing the pee pee dance - most unpopular native american dance ever

how dumb are the guys on dateline - like SO TOTALLY!

feeling that you have not finished peeing - you have a bladder infection. buy cranberry juice and go see a doctor

print your own steeler wedding invitations - sir, I would definately check this out with your fiance before you go doing that. why don’t you stick to things like “limo rental” and “check writing”

boobs in bras - that’s where they go

someday it will be alright - *sob* I hope so

korean chicken butt - YOU are!

i hate the salvation army - fucking bell ringers

boobs today - sorry, I let my subscription expire

how to dress like a modern day hippie - step 1: soak your dress in patchouli

14-15 year old chat rooms - please die in a fire

elf condom - size -3

injuries that can happen from not wearing a helmet on a motocycle - dain bramage

if you want to destroy weezer - OH NO WEEZER LOOK OUT!

4 Responses to “haven’t done one of these for a while…”


  1. 1 The Scoot

    NO!!! Not Weezer! What did Weezer ever do to anybody?!

    I have to admit, your referal lists are the best ever. Breast milk yogurt is definitely the act of a depraved, very crafty person. I hope and pray that the milk is at least hers.

  2. 2 Aimee

    Hahahaha! This made me laugh out loud more than once. How wonderful!

  3. 3 Kenneth

    That was too good

  4. 4 Seth

    Your searches kick my searches asses!

    Breast milk yogurt? You better tell them before offering that as a treat.

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