who is finding my blog? google et al will tell me!
science experiments gone wrong - yours too? that sucks. let’s get drunk together
what taking deep breaths will help - telling your parents you’re gay, preparing to swim lap, enjoying fresh mountain air…
poking the scalp - ow! hey!
getting some skank on the hank - I wondered why my hank smelled funny
making yogurt with breast milk - uhhh…I know you probably have some excess…but really, I think you can just dump it. no reason to go all creepy martha stewart on us.
i want my ringlets back - NO!
personal photos of couples engaged in intercourse - OK, I think the word you’re looking for here is “porn.” try searching for that. and get your credit card ready.
they gave me a suppository - hint - it goes in your butt
i was doing the pee pee dance - most unpopular native american dance ever
how dumb are the guys on dateline - like SO TOTALLY!
feeling that you have not finished peeing - you have a bladder infection. buy cranberry juice and go see a doctor
print your own steeler wedding invitations - sir, I would definately check this out with your fiance before you go doing that. why don’t you stick to things like “limo rental” and “check writing”
boobs in bras - that’s where they go
someday it will be alright - *sob* I hope so
korean chicken butt - YOU are!
i hate the salvation army - fucking bell ringers
boobs today - sorry, I let my subscription expire
how to dress like a modern day hippie - step 1: soak your dress in patchouli
14-15 year old chat rooms - please die in a fire
elf condom - size -3
injuries that can happen from not wearing a helmet on a motocycle - dain bramage
if you want to destroy weezer - OH NO WEEZER LOOK OUT!
NO!!! Not Weezer! What did Weezer ever do to anybody?!
I have to admit, your referal lists are the best ever. Breast milk yogurt is definitely the act of a depraved, very crafty person. I hope and pray that the milk is at least hers.
Hahahaha! This made me laugh out loud more than once. How wonderful!
That was too good
Your searches kick my searches asses!
Breast milk yogurt? You better tell them before offering that as a treat.