I shop a lot at the Kroger by the Curves I go to. They’ve been doing some rennovation inside. I figured they were just spiffing up the bakery and deli areas.
Nope.
I saw the sign up today. Still covered by plastic.
“starbucks coffee”
bye bye, bank account.
Also, they’ve put in a Dellalo’s antipasti bar - with different olives, roasted red peppers, little marinated mozerella balls.
Mmmmmm…
bye bye, diet.
I managed to avoid the temptation and just get the few things I went in there for. Which I realized, as I was checking myself out at the self-scanners, made me look like quite the crunchy dirty hippie.
gallon of skim milk
yogurt*
tilapia
OJ
turky bacon
two boxes of hippie cereal - you know, the kind you find in that special “all organic” section of the grocery store that cost about a dollar more per box than regular cereal, but only have half the amount in them. I got cinnamon oat sqares, and a flax & fiber cereal. Mmmmm…full of crunchy hippie goodness!
* I started buying that Activia yogurt, with extra bacterial culture goodness, as it’s advertised to help regulate your digestive system. My digestive system has never been all that normal (I would call it “angry”), but ever since I started the diet, it’s downright PISSED OFF at me.
3 CUPS OF SPINACH??? RAW???? ARE YOU NUTS WOMAN??? WHAT THE FUCK???? TO GET YOU BACK, I WILL COLOR YOUR POOP GREEN FOR 3 DAYS!!!!
ummm…TMI?
anyway…I’m hoping the yogurt will help.
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