Last night I dreamt I was sitting on a large white couch - like mine, but huuuuge - with lots of other people that I didn’t know. Somehow, a nest small poisonous snakes got loose in the couch. Little nasty baby snakes were hiding all through the cushions. There was a woman who seemed to be “in charge” who said that all the snakes had been taken care of, but I kept seeing more. And you couldn’t kill them by chopping them up, because the little pieces of snake would still come slithering at you.
Finally, someone handed me a can of snake killing spray. As I sat on the couch, several long snakes appeared from behind the cushions. I sprayed one, and it reared up at me, hissing, with it’s fangs expose. I sprayed and sprayed and sprayed, until finally the snake fell over dead. I kept telling people that there were MORE SNAKES and that it was NOT OK!
It never seemed to occur to any of us to get off the damn couch.
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knitter bug
I finished my poncho last night. I tried to take pics of myself wearing it this morning in the mirror, but they didn’t turn out so well. Maybe tonight I’ll get Kev to take some.
Now I just have to wait patiently for my supplies from knitpicks to come in so I can start on the tote bag.
*patiently waiting*
*drums fingers on desk*
*glances at watch*
*patiently waiting*
SCREW IT! I WANT MY YARN NOW BITCHES!!!!
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health update
feeling much better today. I got home last night and just crashed on the (snakeless) couch. I was supposed to go to Curves, but I just felt too crappy. My right side ached - phantom gall bladder pains!
But this morning I felt MUCH better. And I’m happily noshing on a Thai Kitchen soup bowl (pretty good, actually, first time I’ve tried it) and…Doritos. (certain people will laugh when they read that.)
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UPDATE
MY YARN CAME IN!!!
shit, now I have to learn how to knit in the round, knit on double pointed, pick up stitches…and…felt. ack! what made me think I could do this? too many new skills in one project!!!!
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