…of operation yogurt cootchie is under way.
That is all, other than: happy friday.
Monthly Archive for January, 2005
Guys, skip this one. Kev begged me to spare him the details, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to spare YOU guys. Skip this also if you’re currently eating yogurt.
I’m serious.
Don’t complain to me if you read this and are completely repulsed!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
So I tried it. The yogurt. You know….there.
Umm…it’s…not bad, really. No worse than any other OTC treatment.
(and in case you’re wondering, I’m allergic to the OTC stuff).
I’m not cured…but I’m better. Might be an application issue. We have sterile syringes here at the lab…I might take one home and try that.
So…who’d of thunk? Yogurt! There.
I bought the yogurt on my way home from the lab. Bought some other stuff, too, but that large container of plain Dannon just seemed to stick out. Silly. Kept trying to look innocent.
Just buying some yogurt. Yep, just plaaaaaain yogurt. Yep. For…uhh…smoothies. Yeah, smoothies. Certainly not going to put it in places. NooooosireeeBob! Not places! Just smoothies. Nutritious, delicious smoooooothies.
Actually, this morning, I DID make a smoothie. Yogurt, banana, strawberries, and white cranberry juice. mmmmm…I’m just chock full of yogurt!
Who wants some yogurt NOW?????
(DUDE! I TOLD YOU NOT TO READ THIS! WHY DID YOU NOT HEED MY WARNING??? serves you right.)
Yeah, today I got nothing. Another post of bits and pieces that should probably go in my sidebar, but I’m too lazy.
I hate antibiotics. They do bad things to me. Jamie suggested putting yogurt in places yogurt should never be. I think Jamie is nuts. Yogurt is for eating! Did find this other site with…interesting suggestions.
Saw this a few days ago and choked on my lunch. It’s funny ’cause it’s TRUE!
Ever want to know how to defend yourself with an umbrella?
This person has WAAAAAY too much time on his hands. Funny, though.
Anyone else come across anything interesting today? I feel really about about phoning it in today, because someone wrote me a lovely email about how much they love my site, and how I’m always so positive. HAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah…nothin’.
For your Wednesday entertainment.
Maybe I should have asked my doctor for Welbutrin.
Have you ever wondered how girl crickets determine whether a boy cricket is totally hot and doable? And I thought MY grad school projects have sucked! (scroll down to Methods and Materials)
I will adds mores as I finds thems.
Warning: contains TMI
To satisfy all you people who keep emailing me demanding to know….here’s more on the drama of my painful red bump!
Went back to the doctor this morning. Yes, the bump is still there. No it hasn’t spread. Yes, it still hurts. Yes, it’s still hard to the touch…so he can’t take a sample from inside it with a needle. (HOORAY!)
So now I’m on a NEW antibiotic for another week. And we all know what THAT means: a yeast infection is just around the corner! Yay!
On a scarier note, Kev and I used a condom last night, since antibiotics mess with birth control. Know what? That condom BROKE! SONOFABITCH! Maybe we shouldn’t have gone at it so hard with the doggy style….hmmmm….
ANYWAY, since I’m on the third week of the pill, I was assured that it PROBABLY won’t hurt anything, but JUST IN CASE, I asked the doctor for the “morning after pill,” or as Student Health calls it, “Plan B,” or as scary Choose Life Freakazoids call it “THE ABORTION PILL OH MY GOD YOU ARE ABORTING A TINY BEAUTIFUL BABY YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!”
hehe…feel like such a SLUT! But, can’t be too careful! And that’s JUST what I need right now…a pregnancy and baby in what I SINCERELY HOPE TO GOD is my last year in grad school. Yeah, that’d be good.
I’m probably going to get all kinds of Google hits for “abortion pill” now, aren’t I?
