seek and ye shall find

Some of the more interesting searches that led people to my humble site

potato stix - 11 people found me through this search. rock on! I love potato stix!

pictures of couples having intercourse on honeymoon - i get lots of people searching for oddly worded porn. Just search for “honeymoon fuck” and get on with your life.

take me to funky town - in this traffic?

back in the day and old people sayings - GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

how to tell someone that they are making your apartment smell - I would go with “dude, take a shower. this is not funky town”

what smells weird but is funny - apparently, the guy above’s roommate

what to wear with gouchos - a paper bag of shame over your head

can chiuauas survive cold temperatures - I don’t know, let me check my freezer….nope

everything will be alright everything will be ok - you’re searching google for this? you need lexapro more than I do

what happens when you reach 40 - well, 40 is the new 30, so two words: logan’s run

answers to a tea bag experiement - boatloads of pain if you don’t get those things off my forehead

dog told me to kill - backing…slowly…away…

spoiled cranberry sauce chills fever - here’s a little hint: the green fuzzies are not part of the recipe - DON’T EAT IT!

tampon addictions - ewwwww

funny pictures of squirrels that are suitable for kids - yeah, you hate to get those pornographic squirrel pics

who wears lab coats? - I wear lab coats!

feeeeeet - sweeeeeet

how long until a decomposing body stops smelling? - this is the kind of question someone asks who’s neighbors describe him as beeing “quiet, keeps to himself, really liked that dog…”

a thursday thought

if we can’t have people putting up lite brites displaying a cartoon character flipping the bird without causing mass panic and evacuations…

…then the terrorist have already won.

***

Dear city of Boston,

Get a grip. No one cares about you enough to bomb you.

love,

ESC

bitchfest

1. I have not been feeling 100% this week. I haven’t mentioned it because OH MY GOD, am I sick of talking about my health. Seems like I’ve spent most of the last 2 months sick. But not “death’s door” sick. More like sore-throat-headache-tired-for-no-reason and running-to-the-bathroom-unpleasantness sick. IRRITATING SICK!!!!

2. I really don’t want to bitch about work here. Everyone can bitch about work, that is nothing new and very uninteresting. But I am dealing with A LOT right now - writing, finishing experiments, TRYING TO FIND A JOB, and dealing with a body that hit 30 and fell apart. So when someone drops something on my lap LAST MINUTE and asks for a RAPID TURNAROUND, I will do my best, but DO NOT get all BITCH on me if you don’t get it right away. I AM SORRY, BUT I HAVE MADE EVERYONE ELSE’S WORK A PRIORITY FOR TOO LONG AND IF I AM EVER GOING TO GRADUATE, I NEED TO DEAL WITH MY SHIT FIRST, OK? IT’S ALL GREAT THAT YOU ARE SO GRACIOUSLY PLANNING ON ADDING MY NAME TO THE PAPER BECAUSE OF THIS BUT SERIOUSLY, THAT DOES NOT MEAN A WHOLE LOT TO ME RIGHT NOW AS I AM TRYING TO GET MY OWN DAMNED PAPER FINISHED!!!  AND…

and…

other shit too mean to say here about my advisor. REST ASSURED I am not happy. AND I AM THIS CLOSE TO SCREAMING FUCK. IT. ALL. AND ATTEMPTING TO GET A JOB AT THE YARN STORE.

Because I am just at that breaking point right now.  And my head is killing me.

that is all.


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some uhh…handy computer tips for ya! The WiFi one (fffffk!) really works!

Really!

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“Well since my role as mother is 24/7, I often have anal sex with my husband while ‘on duty’.  I don’t really want my babysitter having anal sex with my husband.”

Via Ben 

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be prepared to laugh

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My favorite is the Magical Grid Of Bad Emo Hair®

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I wonder if these come in industrial strength…?

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I found next year’s christmas cards.  Lots of other cool stuff at this site, too.  Cool if you’re a geek like me!

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