nananananananananananana BRA DOG!
For Grace, I have:
Sadie was completely unimpressed. However she did draw the line at a mug of beer. Sorry, Kurt.
Last night I had to forgo choir practice (my voice, 70 year old smoking jazz singer, yadda yadda yadda) so instead got to attend Kev’s office Halloween party. I was informed, last minute, that we would need costumes!
Yay!
Shit!
Target was WIPED clean. Half the halloween aisles were already Chistmasatized. Think, ESC, think! What can I make in a pinch!
Pirates!
Two pair of black sweat pants for under $13, but no eye patches to be found. no worries! I knit!
I also happen to own a puffy sleeves shirt and a ren-fair purchased lace up boob vest. Pair with black sweatpants with “distressed” bottoms, my knit pirate hat, and I was a saucy pirate lass! Kev’s distressed pants went with an equally distressed tshirt, a kerchief on his head, and my quickie knit eyepatch, and he was a scurvy dog!
If only I had pictures! But I kind of…forgot…my camera. But someone there took pictures, and I told Kev to get copies.
There was a costume contest, and I’m sure if there had been a “best dressed couple” category, we would have won. I think we would have won best costume anyway, had there not been some guy dressed in FULL ON MEDIEVAL ARCHER COSTUME COMPLETE WITH DAGGER, LONGBOW, AND QUIVER OF ARROWS. Dude, that was so not fair. That is NOT his Halloween costume. That is his EVERY SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
My only consolation was that I kicked ass in Wii bowling, getting the second highest score with 205, blowing way past mr “I’m so great at this watch how I give the ball twist and spin” guy.
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I shot energy drink juice out of my nose when I saw Sadie. Ouch, that burned…
LOVE the eyepatch!
and Wii bowling rocks! And I have found that playing Wii bowling actually improves your real bowling game.
Oh my gosh!! I could never aspire to fit my boobs into that bra without surgical assistance!! Good thing you don’t have a daschund - then it would just be a bra picture!!
I love it! Sadie reminds me of Princess Leia. Also, I have no doubt that you rocked the pirate costume.
Also, Robin Hood should have come in another costume. So not fair to come dressed in your regular clothes and say it’s a costume.
Scoot - sorry. I hope it didn’t mess up your keyboard!
Sylvana - I ACHE to go “real bowling” again. Kev is not so much into it, since he feels that he sucks. It will take some convincing!!
Brittany - I would need TWO daschunds - one for each cup!
Grace - exactly my point. I DECLARE SHENANIGANS!
OK–WHERE in BLUE HELL do you find bras that are that pretty?? I am forced to confine my DDs in old, plain, white, 5 pound rubber monstrosities.
I want pretty bras tooooooooooooo!