oooo…and like, maybe he’s a PIRATE…yeahhhh….

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Conversations around the Evil house:

Kev: so we should go to bed early so we can get up early and start working on the floor.

ESC: OK, early. So we should probably get up at, say…the crack of 10 and work?

Kev: hehehehe…I like you

*next morning, actual time, around 11*

Kev: OK, we really need to get up and start on the flooring

ESC: *groan* can’t you just bring the wood in HERE?

Kev: hehehehehehe…why YES I CAN!

ESC: NOT what I MEANT!

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ESC: …I heard it on the radio a while back that in the top 5 women’s fantasy list, the rape fantasy is something like #2.

Kev: really?

ESC: not that women WANT to be REALLY raped, EVER…but there’s a little bit of fantasy about it.

Kev: well, yeah, right? Like, not raped by stranger, but “raped” by your boyfriend in a romantic sense?

ESC: yeah, I suppose. or, you know, a handsome stranger…where you pretend it’s against your will and you “struggle” a bit.

Kev: uh…huh.

ESC: or like a tall muscular rough character kind of guy…

Kev: *annoyed* uh HUH! dammit!

ESC: …with a gigantic *mfffmfmffff*

Kev: *covering my mouth with his hand* DAMMIT!!!!!

9 Responses to “oooo…and like, maybe he’s a PIRATE…yeahhhh….”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Jamie

    You guys are sooo funny. I’d ask to be a fly on the wall, but I can’t imagine how scary sex would look through fly eyes… ew!

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 The Scoot

    Ahem.

    Yarr.

    That is all.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Inanna

    I’m all about the pirate sex!!! Arrrrrr…

    Now, I have my tattoo on my hip. It really hurt when they got close to the hipbone but was otherwise tolerable. Also, it can be seen in a bathing suit but not with normal clothes. It is also a rather large space to work with. Therefore, I vote for tramp stamp. *snort*

    Only 107 days until your wedding? Time to get some stuff out in the mail to you.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Drunken Chud

    hehehehehehehe, i dated a girl with a rape fantasy. it was fun. i never spoke. she was blindfolded. so much fun.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Vince

    My feeling is if you’re up early, get some “excersize” in bed then go back to sleep.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Sloth

    Darling, no such thing as “TMI.”

    The Retropolitan needs your help. Please pay him a visit? You’re the first person I’m recruiting - your advice is always spot-on.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 brighton

    Like Johnny Depp Pirate like…

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Julie

    I’m with Brighton. Captain Jack Sparrow…arrrrrr.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Jamie

    Mmm… Cap’n Jack….

    Now that with fly eyes would send me into a coma, a pleasure induced coma…

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