Standing in Publix, on my cellphone, passing messages through my phone to her mother to her, then from her to her mother to me… that was so very much fun.

Makes me all tingly in my fun parts.

Scuse me, I gotta go make soap now.

I think the only real reason to abstain is so that there is sufficient, if not perhaps more than normal, lust saved up for the wedding night. First time married sex is very special so the hornier you are, the better the sex, right?

The Wife and I abstained for a few weeks prior to the wedding, but then again, we weren’t living together and had no “target of opportunity” before then. In my defense, I didn’t really consider myself a Christian back then so my sense of morality was skewed. Though it may have not fully recovered, either.

And might I say you don’t sound stressed?

Plus most of my bridesmaids will be there, too, and we can be all girly and have nekkid pillow fights*

*this is what guys think happens when girls get together. it is not true. sorry guys. Maybe I’ll buy some spa stuff and we’ll give each other facials** and just relax.

**no, not that kind of facial, you dirty pervert!

Besides, there was no way I would have been able to sleep anywhere but my own bed the day before my wedding.

deep breaths, refrain from killling people…

Uh seriously, “refraining”. I have friends that have had their priests tell them to do this, even though the priest knows they are living together and have been doing this all along. How does it make a difference? It’s still the “first time” as husband and wife… whatev.

Have a good week!