Evilsciencechick

Kev: ow…I think I pulled a muscle when I sneezed.

ESC: you are the ONLY person I know who consistently injures themselves sneezing.

Kev: Nuh uh!  People get hurt from sneezing all the time!  Like, they break ribs!  Or die!

ESC: Don’t you DARE die from a sneeze!  OH MY GOD, I will KICK [...]