Evilsciencechick

ESC’s mom: so you had a good thanksgiving dinner?

ESC: oh yeah. we bought a turducken this year.

mom: a…a what?

ESC: a turducken.

mom: I don’t know what that is.

ESC: It’s a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey.

mom: oh. so…they breed them like this now?

THE TURDUCKEN! [...]