I write a letter

Dear [NAME REDACTED BUT RHYMES WITH "DAY"] Jewelery Store Employee,

“Comfortable” is not a compliment.  Not for women.  So when you look me up and down and tell me that I look “comfortable today,” you are basically telling me that I look like shit.  Which I DON’T, thankyouverymuch.  I look cute, and yes, COMFORTABLE [...]

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