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ESC’s mom: so you had a good thanksgiving dinner?

ESC: oh yeah. we bought a turducken this year.

mom: a…a what?

ESC: a turducken.

mom: I don’t know what that is.

ESC: It’s a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey.

mom: oh. so…they breed them like this now?

THE TURDUCKEN! [...]

Getting a pumpkin cheesecake (aside note: every time…and I mean EVERY TIME I try to type “pumpkin” I instead type “pumpking.” IT’S THE KING OF PUMPS!) ready for our thanksgiving in ‘bama. I was supposed to do more today…but…well…hey. I didn’t. So now tonight I’m scrambling a bit trying to get things ready. [...]