Dear Florida - fuck you and your oysters and your bitching. obviously, you can’t handle what you have. Way to go, douchbags! maybe we’ll just damn up the whole river and keep it ALL TO OURSELVES THIS SUMMER.
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Hey ladies - who WOULDN’T want to meet Dmitri? (audio, but WELL WORTH a listen when you’re home from work)
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Another brilliant fatrant from Joy Nash. I love Joy. I totally want to make out with her. WITH TONGUE. (found via Shapely Prose - written by women who I also would totally make out with)
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