last night I performed my wifely duties in helping Kev remove the waxy build up in his ears. Now he has no excuse about how he can’t hear me when I screech at him from the next room about WHY HE DIDN’T TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT OMG CAN YOU NOT SMELL THIS IN HERE???? More »
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Hey ladies - who WOULDN’T want to meet Dmitri? (audio, but WELL WORTH a listen when you’re home from work)
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Another brilliant fatrant from Joy Nash. I love Joy. I totally want to make out with her. WITH TONGUE. (found via Shapely Prose - written by women who I also would totally make out with)
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