the deep waxy canal of love

last night I performed my wifely duties in helping Kev remove the waxy build up in his ears. Now he has no excuse about how he can’t hear me when I screech at him from the next room about WHY HE DIDN’T TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT OMG CAN YOU NOT SMELL THIS IN HERE????

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intestinal distress. i haz it.

Sorry I’ve been out of commission the past couple days.  Sunday I woke up with the “I-don’t-know-what’s-going-on-but-something-don’t-feel-rights.”  So I opted out of the day all together.  Monday morning it emerged into full blown…well…I won’t go into details.  Suffice to say, I didn’t leave the bathroom much for most of the day.  Kev had a [...]

saga’s end, and chreeeestmas pics

Well, things are better. I decided that my problems were probably due to a blockage somewhere, so before bed I took a couple of generic dulcolax left over from a procedure a few years ago. At 8am, I woke up to a strange feeling of released pressure in my abdomen. An hour later, I [...]

gurgle gurgle gurgle

My food sins have come back to haunt me. Two weeks of rich food, with a heavy dose of pittsburgh favorites right there at the end, have cause my digestive system to call a halt. It’s taken over my body in quite the coup, and the results on both ends have been quite spectacular. [...]

today’s theme is…

telling way too much to complete strangers.

and not like I’M stranger to doing so (what, are you new here?), but it struck me as odd that I found myself having two very personal conversations, with two very different people, in very different professions, within about 15 minutes of each other.

The first [...]

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