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signs

on a billboard on my way to work:

“Do you believe in love at first zip?”

-Earthlink

doesn’t that seem a little dirty for an ISP advertisement?

On a door I pass on my way to the pop machines:

“Please do not open this door. Doing so will compromise our experiments.”

Really? What are [...]

as published in the Journal of Barf

I have not posted anything of substance lately, I know.

Substance? HA! Like dirty monkey sex stories? pft. you’ve NEVER had anything with substance here.

Shut up.

Anyway…it’s because, as many of you know, I am in the final throes of graduate school. This is the most painful phase, called “writing.” After collecting and [...]

web karma

I need to stop posting about my freak show of a high school. Let’s review:

Super fertile Kurt

Jesus-finding Jeff

She’s a Survivor Becky

Google karma was sure to catch up with me. So a big HELLO to Jeff the Jerk! Who I suppose is probably not a jerk anymore, despite what I wrote. [...]

you look so calm!

Nothing stresses me out more than people telling me how not stressed I look. “are you nervous? You look so calm! I’d be so freaked out right now! HAHAHAHA!!”

Hahahahahafuckyou.

I’m on very good drugs, OK? And for once I think I have things ALMOST under control. Except that the ditz limo guy still [...]

ohfridaythankgod

Wednesday I gathered my strength, make some last minute tweaks, took a deep breath, and sent the 2nd draft of my paper off to my advisor.

Then I exhaled. I figured I now had a few days to get some WORK DONE! Thursday I got results from two experiments (one interesting, one failed…AGAIN). I [...]