relationship/sex « Evilsciencechick

today’s theme is…

telling way too much to complete strangers.

and not like I’M stranger to doing so (what, are you new here?), but it struck me as odd that I found myself having two very personal conversations, with two very different people, in very different professions, within about 15 minutes of each other.

The first [...]

11 months of wedded bliss

Kev is watching TV and lying on the bed, next to several piles of clean folded clothes which are not partially obscured by bedsheets and pillows. Really, would it kill him to put away his clean socks and underwear after I wash and fold???

ESC: ooo carefull! Please don’t mess up the piles [...]

the more you knoooooow!

ahem…

canola oil makes an acceptable lube for teh buttsecks (WAY better than astroglide*), but it is very messy. Spread a towel out first.

Next time, I’m finding a good silicone-based one.

My cheeks are oily.

* doesn’t astroglide sound like a ride at an amusement park? Like you ride little rocket ships around [...]

drops

Last night I proved to Kev that I loved him in a way only someone who TRULY TRULY loves you can do. Something disgusting yet necessary. And I did it with a minimum of gagging and teasing. Afterwards he felt alot better, and it was all worth it.

And then after it was all [...]

gimme some sugar smacks

Kev has been working crazy long hours for the past couple weeks. Today was the crazy-longest – well after midnight by the time he got home. And he’s always tired. Which is not convenient for a horny little bitch like me.

Lying next to him in bed, watching [...]