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a FABULOUS and hot italian widow

ESC — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:06:01 +0000

This was one of the two dresses I bought on Sunday, and the one I wore today. YOU GUYS! THIS DRESS! IS SO COMFORTABLE!!! I demand that everyone go buy it and wear it and be comfy yet sexy all day. I didn’t even wear any additional underdoohickies to smooth things out – it was so freeing! And normally it wouldn’t even be something I would even try on, especially as it’s all black, and women with my complexion tend to look like an old italian widow in black. BUT I was inspired to try it on after I stole it from some bitch’s clothes pile after she yelled at me for stealing her dressing room.*

I love INC. It’s like a few years ago, they held a meeting and decided, after much discussion, that they should focus their line of plus-sized clothes on items that would look great on ME. Though sadly for me, they decided to price many of these items right out of my affordability range. Fortunately, I occasionally hit a sale – I got that dress for about $25 less. AND I CAN’T WAIT TO WEAR IT AGAIN! Woohoo!

And it’s a good thing I felt super fab and confident today, because OMG! People! Can we make deadlines and STICK TO THEM? Because this whole “I need A this week and B in a couple weeks” turning a few hours later into “Hey, I need A AND B…yesterday. Can we make that happen?” Is getting REEEEEALLY old. I can understand it happening now and then, but this is becoming a theme that is running through EVERY SINGLE PROJECT we’ve been getting recently. It’s mentally exhausting.

So exhausting that the ranty rant mcranterson post I’ve been mentally composing since FRIDAY about the ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS SARAH PALIN SHIT YOU DUMBASS OLD GUY??? will have to wait another day. In the meantime, go ahead and read EVERY OTHER BLOG AND NEWS SITE IN THE WORLD about it. Mkay?

Mkay.

*hey bitch – leaving your empty, lipstick-stained dunkin donuts coffee cup in a dressing room does NOT mean you get to reserve it for the entirety of your shopping day. SO STEP OFF, YOU NASTY, UGLY OLD BITCH!

I am too busy to april fool

ESC — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:46:26 +0000

So for your watching enjoyment, here are some hilarious blooper outtakes from the muppet show.

enjoy!

this pretty much sums it up

ESC — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:28:16 +0000

toothpastefordinner.com

yeah, I know. I’m not counting this as a post. I just thought it was funny. Funny ’cause it’s true.

ravelry on boingboing

ESC — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:53:10 +0000

Ravelry made it onto boingboingtv! How cool is that???? Very cool, I think.

Also? I love Xeni, I think her stuff on BoingBoing is amazing, but the first thing I thought of when I saw her on the video?

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody’s looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused

tell a friend friday

ESC — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:15:12 +0000

WHY DON’T YOU LISTEN TO CRONCAST YET???? THEY ARE THE FUNNIEST GAME IN TOWN, DUDE!!!

also, it is “tell a friend friday” and I’ve forgotten about that the past couple weeks so I’m making up for lost time. Listen to a few while you’re driving. Try not to ram the guy in front of you because you’re laughing so hard. When I update my ipod with a fresh batch of podcasts, theirs is the FIRST one I listen to.

so DOOO EEET!

the obvious?

ESC — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:40:20 +0000

Um…OK, does this make sense?

At first, yeah, it does. Bad sex offenders! Using the internet! There are children on the internet!

And let us marvel at the stupidity of sex offenders using their real names on MySpace, allowing them to be picked up in the first place. So yes, let’s remove their profiles! Kick them off!

Force them to use a fake, harder to track name the next time they want to use MySpace to meet kids.

ohhhhh….you get it now, right?

Can’t you just use this knowledge to keep track of their activities? Who they are befriending? And nail their ass the moment they violate their parole? I can’t be the only one who’s thought of this, right? It’s pretty obvious.

right???

done it

ESC — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 18:20:42 +0000

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

jerry falwell

ESC — Tue, 15 May 2007 20:52:54 +0000

My mother taught me that if I can’t say anything nice about someone, don’t say anything.

Therefore…

“…”

however, I can link to some of his stupidest moments. (via boingboing)

linkscaping

ESC — Fri, 11 May 2007 21:57:38 +0000

The links page has been updated. Happily and brutally so. New links have been added (and a long time coming, really. I’ve been soooo lazy), and old links viciously deleted. No updatey? No commenty? NO LINKY FOR YOU!

I like to find new blogs to read based on who other people link, and I like to think I provide the same service. If you find MY blog interesting, then maybe you’ll find the blogs I READ interesting. So clickly on the links page, which has been handily categorized for your convenience. I wouldn’t want to inflict a yarny site on the kitting allergic!

I am amazon.com’s bitch

ESC — Thu, 10 May 2007 06:30:36 +0000

Ordered for mother’s day:

Opus Avant Garden Looking Glass Hummingbird Feeder
Opus Clear Instant Hummingbird Food
Pot Hanger: Shepherd Hook (all for my mom)
Grandpa Witmer’s Old Fashioned Natural Peanut Butter Mixer (a little something extra for Kev’s mom besides the cell phone we got her)

Ordered for us:

The Volumetrics Eating Plan: Techniques and Recipes for Feeling Full on Fewer Calories
Houseworks: Cut the Clutter, Speed Your Cleaning and Calm the Chaos
Craft: Transforming Traditional Crafts, Vol. 1
(I needed something else to get free shipping)

blah blah blah, amazon is evil, blah blah blah, amazon eats babies…

shut up.