Here’s the thing about having a UTI* – EVERYONE gets all up in your personal business about it. They are full of questions. When you are sick with other illnesses, these personal questions do not come up. When you tell people that you have strept throat, no one asks who’s dirty cock have you [...]
Yesterday, as anyone who follows my twitter knows, I stayed home with a URINARY TRACT INFECTION. Monday I started noticing the urge to pee more with a slight weird feeling DOWN THERE, which I dismissed as lingering after affects of YEAST INFECTION!!!OMG!!! last week.
today’s blog post brought to you by TERRIFYING DEATH VAGINA! [...]
We’re watching “Whale Wars,” a show on Animal Planet that follows around some extreme save the whales activists who follow around and harass Japanese whaling ships down in the Antarctic region.
Kev: I keep missing the one where the whalers harpoon a whale right in front of the activist guys.
ESC: You’d think they’d [...]
Kev: what did you have for breakfast? Just a brownie and coffee?
ESC: yep!
Kev: uh huh, REAL healthy, babe.
ESC: what? what did YOU have for breakfast???
Kev: a brownie and a glass of milk! MUCH healthier!
There are some tornado warnings in our area – one county over. Tornadoes FREAK ME OUT, but Mr I’ve-survived-hurricanes-in-florida is pretty blase’ about them.
Kev: well, you know…when god’s got your number, he’s got your number!
ESC: well, I want my number to be unlisted!
I hate tornadoes.
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