food conspiracy

cheeze n crackers

Originally uploaded by evilsciencechick.

Do you think it is a coincidence that a slice of american cheese can be divided into 4 near pieces that are the perfect size to fit on a saltine cracker? It’s almost EERIE!

I should go to bed [...]

hey good looking

sorry for the abrupt “in your face” anal action post back there. whew! Not even sure where that came from, really. Maybe I just thought it would be informative. Next time you’re out of conventional lube, you know where to go: the kitchen.

Right.

Oh, and this is to make Scoot happy:

the debate

there is a debate in our relationship that is every bit as fevered and contentious as any tv political debate.

The Banana Sandwich.

On the basics, we agree.  The bread should be toasted.  The banana should be cut in half, and then each half cut lengthwise, and arranged in a single layer on the [...]

hey, we’re selling more shit!

on friggin’ EBAY, BABY!

So here’s the story: you may or may not know, but Kev’s been married before. Briefly. To a psychopath. It didn’t last long.

But don’t be sad, because then he met ME and has since said that it was worth going through all that hellish business if it meant we’d [...]

Hypothetically…

Say you have a blog, and while it’s a public blog, you’ve never really mentioned anything about it to your family, because you write about very personal things, as well as naughty adult type stuff.

Now say that your blog is about to go public in a slightly bigger way, let’s say for example, [...]

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