Kev: ow…I think I pulled a muscle when I sneezed.
ESC: you are the ONLY person I know who consistently injures themselves sneezing.
Kev: Nuh uh! People get hurt from sneezing all the time! Like, they break ribs! Or die!
ESC: Don’t you DARE die from a sneeze! OH MY GOD, I will KICK YOUR ASS!
Kev: uh huh.
ESC: I am serious. Seriously. That would be so embarrassing! I’d have to be a widow, and when people asked I’d have to say “Well, my first husband died from…a sneeze!”
Kev: You’d probably laugh, too.
ESC: I’d laugh all through the funeral.
Kev: Thanks dear, I feel very loved.
ESC: I’d cry, too. Then laugh. Then cry.
Kev: Great, thanks. You are not making me feel better. *pout*
ESC: awwwwww…c’mon, you know I’m kidding. You know I love you!
Kev: *tries to walk past me, arms folded, turned away*
ESC: *ATTACK HUG! And kiss*
Kev: You probably have a secret life insurance policy on me, too.
ESC: I do!….but it doesn’t cover sneezing.
HAHAHAHA!!!! Men.