ESC: Hey…Kev…you up?
Kev: mmmfffffzzzzz
ESC: Guess what?
Kev: mmfffwutzzz?
ESC: SothismorningIwokeupat8becauseyouweresnoringandIwasgoingtogosleeponthecouchbutinsteadImadeespressoandhadaMOCHA!!!
Kev: oohhhzmmmzzz
ESC: SothenIcouldn’tgobacktosleepsoIdecidedtomakeanapplepie! ImadepieanditsmellssogoodrightnowandIjustcan’tsleep,youknow? Idon’tknowwhy!
Kev: uhhuhzzzz
ESC: andthenIfeltbadbecauseIwastwitteringaboutthepieandmyknitfriendsmightbebutthhurtbecauseI’mnotbringing
thepiesoIthoughtmaybeI’dmakebrowniestooandnowIhavethebrowniesintheovenanditsmellslikechocolateandapples
andOMGdidImentionIalreadyhadamochabecauseIamSOAWAKErightnowandIjusthaveallthisenergywhichisweird
becauseIdidn’tgettobeduntil3lastnightbutWOWI’mawakenowandMOCHA!!!!
Kev: zzzzzzz
ESC: Kev? Are you trying to sleep?
Kev: zzzzz…going….to….strangle….you…zzzz…..
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