We’re watching “Whale Wars,” a show on Animal Planet that follows around some extreme save the whales activists who follow around and harass Japanese whaling ships down in the Antarctic region.
Kev: I keep missing the one where the whalers harpoon a whale right in front of the activist guys.
ESC: You’d think they’d come up with a way to scare the whales away from the ships, instead of just throwing shit at the ships. I think that would be more effective. Some kind of “anti-whale” noise.
Kev: Well, I don’t know if anything like that exists, do you?
ESC: No, but then I’m not up on all the latest whale technology.
Kev: yeah…
ESC: what if you just put some speakers under water and had a microphone, and you could be like “HEEEY WHALES! FUCK OFF!”
Kev: …wait…what???
ESC: *giggling* You know…like…speakers under water! And you could just yell at them! FUCK OFF WHALES! FUCK YOU!
Kev: *laughing* WHAT???
ESC: FUCK! OFF! WHALES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Did you say it with a British accent? Because that was so Eddie Izzard. I love it!
That sounds like one of those long time inside jokes. Then you’ll be out with friends and hear something about whales and say “fuck off whales!” and both of you will start laughing your asses off and everyone will look at you like you’re nuts!!
Those are my favorites