May « 2009 « Evilsciencechick

lovely lace is lovely

I believe when we last left shipwreck, it was still unfinished and looked like…well…like boiled ass.

sort of a deflated, sparkly gay sea urchin vibe going on

Well, this is what it looked like earlier this week:

on guest bed, blocking. sans [...]

thank you, thank you very much

Helloooooo kids! How was your memorial day?

I spent it with the King. Well, at least with some of his friends and relatives, who were tour guides at his birthplace. You can see all the excitement here:

The rest of the weekend was spent eating, eating some more, going to see Star [...]

off to ‘bamy

Off to alabama to spend the holiday weekend with the inlaws. Have a great weekend everyone!

I promise better posting when I get back!

more like green middle-finger

Remember this?

That was back in March. Take a look NOW:

click for notes

Greeeeeen! Our little seedlings took off like rockets, and I planted them last weekend. I have tons leftover, and if I have time, I’ll throw a bunch into dixie cups [...]

I write a letter

Dear [NAME REDACTED BUT RHYMES WITH "DAY"] Jewelery Store Employee,

“Comfortable” is not a compliment. Not for women. So when you look me up and down and tell me that I look “comfortable today,” you are basically telling me that I look like shit. Which I DON’T, thankyouverymuch. I look cute, and yes, COMFORTABLE [...]