the bus that hit me

Holy crap, you guys, the past couple weeks have been CRAZY!!!!

Mom’s visit was a whirlwind of walking and shopping and eating and more shopping.  Mom can shop like a champion and – and here’s the kicker – not buy much.

Boggles my mind.  Oh don’t get me wrong – she did buy stuff.  [...]

Bleargh!!!!

This past week!  Has been!  Insane!!!

With the cleaning, and the more cleaning, and the OMG I FUCKING HURT MY BACK and the aaaahhhhhh drugs r good, mkay?  really REALLY good…

And then MORE CLEANING MORE CLEANING MORE CLEANING

STOP!

my mom is here.  We are doing typical mother daughter things.  Like shopping.  I [...]

too long for twitter

There are some tornado warnings in our area – one county over.  Tornadoes FREAK ME OUT, but Mr I’ve-survived-hurricanes-in-florida is pretty blase’ about them.

Kev: well, you know…when god’s got your number, he’s got your number!

ESC: well, I want my number to be unlisted!

I hate tornadoes.

Dear advocates of banning gay marriage,

YOU ARE LOSING.  Seriously.  LOSING.  This is a losing battle.  Remember segregation?  And how hard people fought against that?  And now looking back after all that most of us are like “omg, what assholes.”  Yes, that will be you in a few decades.  Your pointless fight will be regarded as assholish antiquated behavior.

Pick [...]

Show and tell

Show and tell day!

Remember the contest from last week?  Sponsored by Andrea, and won by Pam?  Because she’s a sweetheart, Andrea made me a thank you gift!

Isn’t it adorable?  I love it.  It holds my lace project perfectly, and closes securely.  So nice!

Speaking [...]

early onset alzheimers

*at lunch,  the restaurant was playing that “in your eyes” song and I kept pretending I had a boom box held over my head*

Kev: John Cusack…what else  he been in?

ESC: Fidelity, and that movie where he’s stuck in a hotel with a bunch of people hiding from a serial killer…

Kev: oh [...]

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