ATTEMPT #1 TO KILL MY HUSBAND:
2007 – purchase two large jars of Peter Pan brand peanut butter (as part of a buy one get one free sale). Allow enough time for one jar to be eaten by husband, before nationwide recall due to salmonella contamination of the exact same lot number as previously purchased and eaten.
Husband shows no ill effects. Attempt #1 is a failure.
ATTEMPT #2 TO KILL MY HUSBAND:
2009 – purchase 4lb bag of pistachios for husband from Costco days before another recall due to salmonella contamination.
Find out from Costco coorperate that the recall does not effect their products.
Attempt #2 is also a failure.
Anyone got any leads on the next big food recall? Because apparently I have a death wish for Kev.
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Sadie is getting extra clingy in her old age. Well, she’s always been clingy. Now I’m noticing that she will stretch out anywhere on the floor and doze off. But the second I get up to use the bathroom, she’ll get up and half follow me to look through the bedroom door. Once she’s determined that my bedroom door has NOT become a portal to a different dimension and that in all liklihood, I WILL return shortly…she retreats to her cubby bed, where she feels safe. After I return to my spot on the couch, she’ll walk back to where she was lying down earlier and stretch out again.
She is so weird. I don’t know where she gets it.
That’s wild!
I’m going to make sure to print out a list of recalled foods before I go stay with you for Stitches.
Velcro dog. I have two. I haven’t been to the bathroom alone for years now.
My husband eats pistachios.
I’m thinking there hasn’t been a good meat-based e. coli outbreak in a while.
My dog does that. But she is old now and has back problems. So when i stand up i do everything i can think i need so she doesn’t to move too much. Crazy dog ( ok, crazy owner)