October « 2008 « Evilsciencechick

planning ahead

Kev: so for our anniversary day, I figured we’d go to Coyote’s for dinner, and then next weekend celebrate big and go to Oktoberfest* for a day.

Me: Sounds good! oooo! Can I have a margarita at Coyote’s?

Kev: yep! you know I don’t care if you order a drink every once in a while! [...]

Last week I made an appointment at a chiropractor/physical therapy center. During the call, they asked me if I could bring along the x-rays I had gotten of my back earlier that week, otherwise they would have to take new x-rays at my appointment.

Nuh uh. I got dosed with enough double strand breaking x-rays, [...]

domestic and economic planning

So the economy is sinking faster than…than…a thing that sinks really fast! A boat with a lot of holes! or something. Anyway, so yeah. The bailout failed…for now. As someone who has very little vested interested in the stock market, I’m finding it very difficult to care. I find it hard to believe that it’s [...]

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Thar she blows!
Large Boobed Friend: So my friend thinks I should get a sleeveless wedding dress.
All of us: NO WAAAAY!!!
LBF: Right? I told her, how would I even support my body in something like that, and she said "It's called boning, duh!"
Me: Oh my god, you'd need, like, the WHOLE WHALE!
dave-vriska:

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

heroes

My brother, Aaron, did this once. The principal called my mom to let her know her son wore a skirt to school. My mom said “Well? Is it against the rules?”

The principal got flustered and said, that, well no, it’s not, but that it was causing a distraction and that was against the rules. Mom wanted to know if she needed to bring him clothes to change into, and the principal said no, Aaron had worn shorts under the skirt, so he just had to take the skirt off.

So mom finally asked “Well then why did you call me???” The principal didn’t really have a good answer to that one.
Wet dog
Sadie: I HAVE TO GO OUT
Me: What? You just peed an hour ago. And it's pouring down rain out there.
Sadie: I HAVE TO POOP
Me: You hate the rain.
Sadie: I HAVE TO POOP NOW
Me: OK then.
Me: *later, at her pooping spot, in the rain*
Sadie: I NO LONGER HAVE TO POOP
Me: What? You were DESPERATE to go, five minutes ago.
Sadie: I DON'T LIKE THE RAIN. I DON'T HAVE TO POOP.
Me: I am not falling for this. 10 minutes inside, and you'll be crying to go out again.
Sadie: NO I WON'T.
Me: We are staying out here until you poop.
Sadie: I HATE YOU