anatomy of a troll

So just as my anger over crazy aggressive dog lady and Professor Douchebag was abating, I get an email saying someone has left a comment on one of my youtube videos. Probably spam, right?

NO! A troll! OMG!

I have been blogging for FOUR YEARS and NEVER gotten a troll! Not a real one, [...]

cleansing my anger

It’s been a while since I’ve done a good rant (remember my original blog name was “…but mostly rants”? Yeah, me neither). Because I want to coast into the weekend stress free, there’s a couple things I need to get off my chest.

Ahem.

Listen, Crazy Dog Lady, I don’t care HOW small or [...]

twu wuv…

I CAN HAZ…

…WUV?

more food for thought

You guys LOOOOVED that creme brulee’ post so much that I decided to follow it up with…ANOTHER FOOD POST!

aren’t you lucky?

I will make this simple. My new “if I were and she were oh yeah I would” lesbian crush is The Pioneer Woman and her fantastic food site. I have been drooling [...]

ghosts of the past

Huckabee said that “we don’t do this in america” in an interview today.  Al Gore leans back in his chair, strokes his Oscar, and chuckles.

THE GREAT CREME BRULEE-OFF OF 2008

Last week in my very popular feature “ask the evils” feature (shut up, it is SO popular!), Confiance asked me to do a creme brulee tutorial. And I answered that she would have would have to wait a week, because her question sparked an IM conversation between Melissa and me. You can read that [...]

Sunday Sadie

lazy edition

FAIL

I’m not Catholic, but I like to say that I’m half catholic – my mom’s whole side of the family is catholic, though she converted after she married my dad. So every once in a while I try to appease my guilty catholic genes and try to do something catholicky. Like [...]

dög

Hey yo guys, it’s me again…

Mom was going to post something today about how super tuesday rocked, and GO OBAMA and other great political discourse, but I think she’s too exhausted. She spent a lot of time gone today, and when she got back she was loaded up with [...]

stretching out on luxury

*whoooaaa whoooaaa whooooaaaaa YEAH YEAH YEAHYEAH!*

You can’t see me, but I am doing the “WE HAVE A NEW COUCH” dance! I made it up, and it is THE hot new dance of the season. My video drops next week, yo.

ANYWAY, it arrived today. I was told by the friendly lady at UPS [...]

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